An Easy thing to Say?: If
a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And
the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And
the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then
the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If
your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And
the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And
your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then
your situation's hopeless, and your systems's gonna crash! |
Can't
say that? What a shame Sir! Here's another to try Sir. If
the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says
the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But
your packets want to tunnel on another protocol
That's
repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And
your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So
your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then
you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause
as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When
the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And
the micro-code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then
you have to flash your memory
And
you'll want to ram your rom:
Quickly
turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom! |
